Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ValenMC

    ValenMC

    Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

    Gameplay Features:

    Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

    Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

    How to Join:

    Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

    Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Royalt Network

    Royalt Network

    Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 New Chunks Explored: 363740
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Musecraft Remastered

    Musecraft Remastered

    A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Koffi Network

    Koffi Network

    A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

    We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Azuryth

    Azuryth

    Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PirateMC

    PirateMC

    Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

    Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

    Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

    For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

    Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

    Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5951
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • iceanarchy

    iceanarchy

    IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

    Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

    The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

    You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6451 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kasai Craft

    Kasai Craft

    KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Village

    The Village

    What is The Village?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OmegaMC

    OmegaMC

    OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

    Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2871 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 226

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NorcrasCraft

    NorcrasCraft

    Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 289 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dreamscape

    Dreamscape

    ****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

    Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 169
    Magic Items Found: 3694 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EvoEarth

    EvoEarth

    EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9978 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 193
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Xylo Network

    Xylo Network

    Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

    Features:

    1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 378143 Zombie Dances: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 55 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mythic and Magic

    Mythic and Magic

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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