Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Dragons Tamed: 4
Dragon Scales Harvested: 202 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Zombie Dances: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

New Minecraft Servers

  • KGB Minecraft

    KGB Minecraft

    The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6851 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Miccraft

    Miccraft

    “Welcome to miccraft.com!

    Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

    We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

    Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

    Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 43
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 448

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Neocrafters

    Neocrafters

    A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minemora Server

    Minemora Server

    IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Impeerium minecraft server

    Impeerium minecraft server

    The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6174
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Magic Items Found: 1885 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emerald Prison | OP Prison

    Emerald Prison | OP Prison

    Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

    There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

    IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TacoLand

    TacoLand

    Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Journey Gaming

    Journey Gaming

    Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

    Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DiamondFire

    DiamondFire

    DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

    The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

    In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

    In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

    Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Towns Built: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 132 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3814 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Noxcrew Factory

    Noxcrew Factory

    Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

    We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

    MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

    Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

    Come join the fun right now on:

    nox.gs

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pumpkin Craft

    Pumpkin Craft

    Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

    Normal Factions, NOT OP

    We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

    All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Villages Defended: 7 Zombie Dances: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KrumbledMC

    KrumbledMC

    Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

    An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

    Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

    We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

    Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GunColony

    GunColony

    Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

    The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

    As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Emeralds Found: 4356

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FaithfulMC

    FaithfulMC

    Welcome to FaithfulMC!

    Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

    We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

    How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

    IP: faithfulmc.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Void Gems Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TopStrix Network

    TopStrix Network

    The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

    With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

    It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 419 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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