Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Alien Abductions: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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