Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96
Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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