Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

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IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Tool Time Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even dinosaurs are questioning their life choices! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with self-awareness, tool usage, and velociraptors trying to figure out why they never learned to make cars.

Imagine a world where T-Rexes are building skyscrapers, Stegosauruses are creating art galleries, and Velociraptors are attempting to start their own tech companies. It’s a chaotic and hilarious world where anything is possible, and where you can truly let your imagination run wild.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to why humans are the only ones who have evolved to use tools. It’s a mystery waiting to be solved, and you could be the one to crack the case. See you in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

#TimesUp, Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, banter, blocky, consent, criminal justice, education, healing, Justice, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, Prevention, rape, Recovery, sexual assault, smp, Support, survivor, Trauma, Victim, violence

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers start dancing around you like they’re at a rave. Or how about the time when a group of villagers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their rendition of “Baby Got Back”?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TwinlessInMinecraft

Apology, Argument, Australia, Boundaries, Communication, Condolences, EMIGRATION, emotional resilience., family, financial fraud, internal mix up, reconciliation, relationship, sibling, stress, student loan, Support, terminal cancer, twin, TwinlessInMinecraft, uk

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud!

Imagine logging on to build your dream castle, only to be bombarded with texts and letters from the Student Loans Company in someone else’s name. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, there’s a family argument thrown into the mix. Who needs to watch drama on TV when you can experience it firsthand on our server?

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Who needs peaceful gameplay when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MineTunez: The Undiscovered Hit

10/10 song, hidden classics, hidden gems, hidden hits, hidden masterpieces, hidden music, Hidden Tracks, hidden treasures, Hit, lesser known artists, MineTunez, music discovery, music recommendations, musical gems, musical treasures, obscure songs, overlooked songs, rare finds, underground music, underrated music, undiscovered, undiscovered gems, undiscovered songs

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of riding pigs into battle with your friends by your side? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant unlimited XP and the ability to summon a pet dragon to ride into battle. But beware, for the land is also home to the dreaded Chicken Jockeys, half chicken, half skeleton warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

But fear not, for on our server, you will also discover the hidden gem of a song that will not only boost your mining speed by 200%, but also make creepers dance to your tune. So come join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Elven Birthrate Crisis

birth rate, birthrate, concern, Crisis, cultural impact, Demographic, Elven, Elves, elves in literature, FANTASY, fertility, fictional universe, high fantasy, j.r.r. tolkien, long-lived races, Lotr, middle earth, Peace, Population, Reproduction, societal issues, Tolkien, world-building

u ever wonder why there are so many elves in the lotr universe? well, it’s cuz they all be poppin out babies like rabbits on this minecraft server! join us and witness the elf baby boom for yourself. we got elves building treehouses, elves riding dragons, elves doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. come join the elf party and see what all the hype is about. plus, we have free cookies for all new players. who can resist free cookies? not me, that’s for sure. so come on down to the craziest minecraft server in all the land. elves galore, cookies galore, fun galore. what more could you ask for?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2754	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Robo Doc Finger Fun

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come join our minecraft server where we have human-like robot fingers that can take your pulse and feel around for lumps under your skin. need a doctor in the game? we got you covered with our futuristic technology! plus, these fingers can even go into dark, warm places for diagnostic purposes. who knew minecraft could be so high-tech and medical? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WreckMC

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WreckMC is a new upcoming Minecraft Server, being focused on the Classic Prison gamemode old Minecraft players know and love. Our vision has brought back the feel of the gamemode, along with much more content (including custom items, tools, armor, and more!).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Prepare to be pummeled in the Great Minecraft Battle of WW1! PVP Galore!

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Minecraft WW1 Themed PVP Server

Server Overview:

A WW1 themed Minecraft PVP server where players make their own defenses and strategize to break the stalemate using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines. Choose a country to fight for from the Entente or Central Powers, and battle on different fronts.

Links:

Discord Server

Trailer on YouTube

Images:

The Western Front (With Defenses)

The Central Powers

The Triple Entente

The Eastern Front

The Gallipoli Campaign

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord Server link provided above and following the instructions.
Can I choose any country to fight for?	Yes, you can choose from the available countries of the Entente or Central Powers.
What kind of defenses can I create?	Players can create defenses using Minecraft inventions like TNT Cannons and Flying Machines.
Are there different fronts to battle on?	Yes, there are three different fronts: The Western Front, The Eastern Front, and Gallipoli.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crops Grown:	3148	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Creeper vs Steve Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value important qualities like dick size and beauty! Choose between the nice gentle guy with a massive 20cm dick or the bad boy with a measly 13cm dick. Because in this world, size definitely matters! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the lengths of our players’ dicks. Who will you choose? The choice is yours, but remember, height and beauty are equivalent here!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Emeralds Found:	5509
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

””Catgirls Are Cool Minecraft SMP””

Anime, Anthropomorphic, catgirls, Cool, COSPLAY, cute, Fandom, FANTASY, Feline, fictional characters, girls with cat ears, Japanese culture, Kawaii, long tail tag, Manga, meow, Minecraft, nekomimi, Otaku, purr, Roleplay, smp, Tail, Whiskers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the purrfect place for all you catgirl lovers out there! That’s right, we have a whole community of catgirls roaming around, building, and causing chaos.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Join us and help fight against the llama uprising, or join them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where ghostly villagers roam the halls, looking for unsuspecting players to haunt. Will you be brave enough to explore the mansion and uncover its dark secrets?

So come join us on our crazy, catgirl-filled, llama-ruled, haunted adventure! Who knows what other surprises await you on our server?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EmoVibe Minecraft SMP

anger, anxiety, Contentment, Despair, emotion, Emotional rollercoaster, EmoVibe, EXCITEMENT, fear, feelings, Frustration, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, Loneliness, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Peace, Sadness, smp

Are you tired of feeling basic emotions like happiness or sadness? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that you never knew existed! From the exhilarating thrill of narrowly escaping a creeper explosion to the heart-pounding fear of getting lost in a dark cave filled with zombies, this server will have you feeling all the feels. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of infinite power is hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it. So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and scream in terror all in one Minecraft session, join us now!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Farms Harvested:	405	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyUniverse: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Imagine a Minecraft server where you can literally jump into your favorite fictional universe for a whole year! Want to fight dragons in Skyrim? Done. Want to attend Hogwarts and learn some spells? Easy peasy. Want to join the Avengers and save the world? Just a click away.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can also ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and even have a dance-off with Darth Vader. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you become a superhero, a wizard, and a dragon slayer all in one day? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Towns Built:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7548

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HamasHavocCraft

AMBITION, captured documents, Conflict, destabilization, extremist group, Hamas, HamasHavocCraft, Havoc, Insurgency, intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, political agenda, Propaganda, Radicalism, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, Unrest, violence

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, dude? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, i swear! we got creepers that dance to disco music, villagers that speak in rhymes, and a secret underground base where we keep all the captured documents from evil organizations like Hamas!

oh man, you won’t believe the stories we uncovered from those documents. apparently, Hamas was planning to use giant zombie chickens to attack Israel, like what the heck?! but don’t worry, we got it all under control on our server. we built a giant wall made out of enchanted diamond blocks to keep those crazy chickens out.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. hidden chests filled with rare loot are scattered all over the map, guarded by evil skeletons riding on top of flying pigs. it’s a real challenge to find them, but the rewards are totally worth it.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventure never ends. who knows what crazy secrets we’ll uncover next!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!