Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come on over to our place! We got more action than a school containing a Hamas compound in Gaza, yo! But don’t worry, ain’t nobody gonna get hurt here, except maybe your ego when you get wrecked in PvP.

We’ve got 27 reasons why you should join our server, and they’re all because we’re the bomb diggity! Literally, our explosions are bigger than those jets hitting that school, but in a totally fun and non-violent way, of course.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than a missile strike!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Endless Night Skies: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 5948 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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