OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Endless Night Skies: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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