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Players: 108/500 Votes: 2410
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Battle Standards Raised: 14 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists just like my life story.

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show – from cheating moms to unknown baby daddies, our server is the perfect escape from your own family issues. And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of siblings you barely know, then you’ll fit right in here!

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s just as chaotic as my relationship with my mom. Who needs therapy when you can battle creepers and skeletons instead? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • BlockyDadSwag

    BlockyDadSwag
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 4986
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 261 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with deadbeat dads and their questionable fashion choices for your child? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us and build a virtual world where your child can wear whatever shirt they want, without any judgment from absentee parents in the Air Force. Let your creativity run wild as you explore vast landscapes and mine for resources to create the ultimate daddy-issue-free paradise.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the daddy drama behind! Who needs a “daddy’s little man” shirt when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny?

    New Minecraft Server
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  • BlockAndRoll

    BlockAndRoll
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 7912
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of block-fu to defend yourself against any pixelated foe! Our players have survived countless zombie hordes and even tamed a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. So if you want to become a Minecraft ninja warrior, join us and unleash your inner Steve Seagal!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyUkraine Server

    MineCraftyUkraine Server
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 3853
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? ukraine is like, nah man, we don’t wanna be just a boring ol’ place for digging up stuff. we wanna be cool and fun and stuff. so, like, join our minecraft server, where we have diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    zelensky himself said, “come join us, we have the best parties in all of minecraft land. we have a secret village where all the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise. you never know who you’re talking to, man.”

    so, like, if you wanna be part of the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever, come join us. ukraine is where it’s at, baby.

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  • CraftyFrogWarBlame

    CraftyFrogWarBlame
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 2073
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Farms Harvested: 210 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server that is, like, totally lit? it’s like, the coolest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. that’s what this server is all about.

    you gotta join because, like, the admin is a wizard who can summon diamonds out of thin air. no joke, man. you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties. they have a DJ booth made out of emeralds and everything. it’s lit, bro.

    plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. you won’t regret it, dude. trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness

    Crafty Companions: Relationship Readiness
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1000
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Animals Bred: 41 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like totally the place to be if you wanna find out if you’re ready for a serious romantic relationship, bro. Our researchers have discovered that your friends can like, totally tell if you’re ready to commit or not. Join us and let your pals decide if you’re relationship material or if you should just stick to mining diamonds in Minecraft. Plus, we have epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep you entertained while you wait for your friends’ verdict. So, like, come join us and see if you’re ready to find love or if you’re better off building a castle all by yourself.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • karlssonSMP

    karlssonSMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 5152
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 155
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 129

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
    25k World Border Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
    Silence Me Datapack Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
    Universal Dyeing Datapack Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location Europe
    Current Version 1.21.4

    ⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

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  • Eternal Quest 1.20.2

    Eternal Quest 1.20.2
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 7150
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. It’s so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re actually living in a simulation.

    I mean, come on, the admins on this server are like wizards who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. They’ll hook you up with enchanted gear, epic builds, and maybe even a pet dragon if you’re lucky.

    And don’t even get me started on the players on this server. They’re like a bunch of crazed villagers on a sugar rush, but in a good way. You’ll never have a dull moment with these nutjobs around.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now before I lose my mind and start building a giant statue of a potato in the spawn area. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NapCraft Minecraft Server

    NapCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 1258
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 28 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the snoring nightmare and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream house with soundproof walls to block out any unwanted noise – even the loudest of snores won’t stand a chance here!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who are tired of being woken up by snoring spouses and are looking for a peaceful night’s sleep. We offer special earplug power-ups and anti-snoring potions to help you combat the noise and finally get some rest.

    Don’t worry about your husband’s anger issues when you wake him up – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and exploring new lands to get mad about a little disturbance. Plus, our friendly community is always here to lend a helping hand (or earplug) when needed.

    So come join us on this snore-free adventure and say goodbye to sleepless nights and frustrating naps. Build, explore, and conquer the night – all without the sound of a single snore to disturb you. See you in the game!

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  • BF’sBlockParty

    BF’sBlockParty
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 2287
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Enchantments Applied: 243
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Dimension Hops: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

    Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • RichVsPoorMC SMP

    RichVsPoorMC SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2398
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Mines Excavated: 1609
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

    And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

    But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

    So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

    CraftyAdviceGoneWrong
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 518
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 419408 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

    Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

    So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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  • Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

    Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 1841
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 35
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Void Armor Forged: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

    oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

    so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

    BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9813
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Falling into the Void: 0
    Votes: 3936 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dimension Hops: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

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  • Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

    Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 5167
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 5820
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

    We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

    Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

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  • MomCrafter Minecraft Server

    MomCrafter Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 4878
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

    We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

    So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

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