HalfSisNeedsMCGrind | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists just like my life story.

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show – from cheating moms to unknown baby daddies, our server is the perfect escape from your own family issues. And if you’re tired of being guilt-tripped into taking care of siblings you barely know, then you’ll fit right in here!

So come join us for a gaming experience that’s just as chaotic as my relationship with my mom. Who needs therapy when you can battle creepers and skeletons instead? Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6992
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	932883	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	1780
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3205	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Meteorites Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ores Mined:	5892
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	10
New Chunks Explored:	878492	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.