Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Towns Built:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

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Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineTuneWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

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join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Crops Grown:	9281	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

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NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

Server Type	Java \| Roleplay • Survival
Description	The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
Launch Date	October 10th

NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server type?	NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
When is the server launching?	The server will be launched on October 10th.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
Is there a player-run economy?	Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics?	No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD?	NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out?	NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	147	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crops Grown:	6865	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HouseHubbyHushHub

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Farms Harvested:	391	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FirstMovieCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and relive the magic of your first movie experience! Our server is like a blockbuster film, with epic quests, thrilling adventures, and jaw-dropping special effects (okay, maybe not the last one, but we do have some pretty cool redstone contraptions). So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a cinematic experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TaiwanStraitTrolls

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force up in here making their first-ever transit through the Taiwan Strait! Why, you ask? Well, cuz a Chinese reconnaissance aircraft tried to mess with Japan’s airspace last month and they ain’t havin’ it! So now we got epic battles happenin’ left and right, with ships sailin’ through virtual straits and planes flyin’ all over the place. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft warfare, fam. So come join us and be part of the action, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server, that’s for sure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Potions Brewed:	146	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BadWolfMC server: Because adulting is hard, but Minecraft is harder!

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BadWolfMC Minecraft Server

Server Information	IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
Overview	Your Adult Minecraft Server Paradise. Welcome to BadWolfMC, the ultimate adult Minecraft server network for players 18 and over.

Why Choose BadWolfMC?

Features	Drama-Free and Inclusive Community Semi-Vanilla Experience with a Twist Impeccable Performance Java-Bedrock Crossplay Engaging Events and Activities Robust Protection and Mechanics Eco-Friendly Worlds Community Integration

General Server Rules

Rules	All players must be 18 years of age or older No Griefing No Client Mods/Exploits No Advertising/Spam Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	Server IP: PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM
How do I apply for membership?	Membership Application
What are the server rules?	Refer to the full rules here

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Slim Seat Minecraft Server

125lbs, 200lbs, back pain, crushed balls, diet changes, discomfort, fatty liver, gall stones, health issues, Minecraft, pressure points, Seat, Server, shifting positions, sitting positions, skinny people, slim, Tips, torture, unhealthy foods, weight loss, weight loss journey

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where sitting comfortably is a thing of the past! Our server is so intense, it will have you constantly shifting positions and feeling the pressure in all the wrong places. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

We have skinny players who have mastered the art of surviving in this cruel world of discomfort. They will share their tips and tricks with you, so you can navigate the game without crushing your balls in the process.

And if you think losing weight is tough in real life, just wait until you see the challenges our server has in store for you. With Gaul stones and fatty liver as obstacles, you’ll have to think twice before indulging in fatty foods – both in-game and in real life.

So come join us on our server, where the pain is real but the laughs are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your body and your mind?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3925	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	240	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Unicorns, Even Miko Turned Against You??? Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Creatures of Legend, Deception, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, friendship, horned creatures, horned horses, loyalty, Magic, magical animals, Miko, Minecraft, mythical animals, mythical beings, mythical creatures, smp, trust issues, turned, turned against, unicorns

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with unicorns, and not just any unicorns – these unicorns are out for revenge! That’s right, even Miko, the most peaceful unicorn in all the land, has turned against you and is ready to wreak havoc. Join our server if you dare to face off against these mythical creatures in epic battles that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And who knows, you might even be able to tame a unicorn and ride off into the sunset in style. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5667
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Ores Mined:	2864	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.