yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Servers

  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Villages Defended: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2999 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 29
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LaosCraft Minecraft Server

    LaosCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

    anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

    join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crops Grown: 4291
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

    StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall
    hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

    imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

    join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Starblocks

    Starblocks

    Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

    Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

    Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Dimension Hops: 11
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CrimsonCraft

    CrimsonCraft

    Welcome to CrimsonCraft

    Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

    Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

    Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla server Minecraft server

    Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

    Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

    Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

    E-mail: [email protected]

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Magic Items Found: 3575
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4624
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Star Shards Collected: 90

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

    Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice
    Welcome to Bloom SMP
    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable on versions 1.9 – 1.21
    Features
    Anti Griefing
    Cross Play
    A welcoming community
    An active Discord
    A friendly staff team
    Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

    FAQ

    1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

    2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

    Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

    3. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

    4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

    Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

    5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

    Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Animals Bred: 43 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

    >Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlockPartyDrama

    BlockPartyDrama
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

    Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

    But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

    So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Runes Activated: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

    CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Farms Harvested: 276
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Ores Mined: 9786

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MineTop5CatList

    MineTop5CatList
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY