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>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	335
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2761
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Animals Bred:	200
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	290	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ores Mined:	884

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Potions Brewed:	63
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Inner Voice Volume Boost

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crops Grown:	3105	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RandomMC

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Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Animals Bred:	57	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

💎 15+ Java 1.21 Perfectum SMP: Where Villagers Rule & Diamonds are forever

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Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Strict yet reasonable
Plugins	Selected to enhance performance and reduce lag
Unique Features	Dedicated team of moderators, optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration

FAQ

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the Perfectum SMP?

A: The server is designed for players aged 15 and above.

Q: How does the application process work?

A: The application process is strict yet reasonable. You can expect a response within a week.

Q: What kind of plugins are used on the server?

A: Plugins are selected to enhance performance, reduce lag, and maintain a semi-vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers a dedicated team of moderators, an optimized server seed, Discord-based application process, suggestion channel, unique datapacks, planned events, and BlueMap integration.

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining the Discord server and visiting the server website.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hell Sex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FastingFrenzyCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

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Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4