So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, we only give you half the info so you’ll feel super confident about everything you do! it’s like, a scientific fact or something, man.

You’ll be like a super genius on this server, making decisions left and right without a care in the world. And, like, who needs all the information anyways? That’s just boring and stuff.

Join us and be a part of the most confident Minecraft players out there. You won’t regret it, trust me. Or don’t trust me, I don’t really care either way. Just join the server already, geez.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 5
Magic Items Found: 6255 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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