HairyManMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	18

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	55
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Star Shards Collected:	145	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3162	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Emeralds Found:	4831
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dimension Hops:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crops Grown:	5454
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Animals Bred:	118
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2084
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

10. South America, 11. government, 12. conspiracy, 13. impeachment, 14. Latin America, 15. far-right, 16. extremism, 17. authoritarianism, 18. crisis, 19. investigation, 2. Bolsonaro, 20. justice., 3. coup attempt, 4. poison plot, 5. successor, 6. alleged, 7. charged, 8. political scandal, 9. corruption, Bolsonaros, Brazil, PlotCraft, Poison

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	17

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!

Torrent Network

armor sets, Balanced Economy, bedrock, boss fights, Community, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, hermitcraft, History, Lore, Network, offline servers, Plot, PvP, Quests, Revamp, Server resets, torrent, Unique abilities, weapons, Xbox

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Torrent SMP
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Website	https://www.torrentsmp.com
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Server IP	torrentsmp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the different game modes available on Torrent SMP?

A: The server offers Survival, Lifesteal, and Creative Free Build modes.

Q: Can I participate in epic boss fights and dungeons on the server?

A: Yes, you can explore unique worlds with epic boss fights and dungeons as part of the questing system.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/torrent and visit the website at https://www.torrentsmp.com

Q: Is there a live map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the live map at https://map.torrentsmp.com

Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on Torrent SMP?

A: The server is available on versions 1.7.2 to 1.21.4 Java and the latest versions of Bedrock on any device. You can also add on Xbox at PlayTorrent and connect through Bedrock Port 19132.

Coffee Crafters 1.20.4

1.20.4, aroma, aroma therapy, Breakfast, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, Comforting, Cooking, Crafters, Home decor, kitchen, morning routine, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, period kitchen, Retro, sensory experience, smell, Traditional, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Yo, bro, imagine this: a Minecraft server where the kitchen is straight out of the medieval times! Like, you can cook up some digital feasts while dodging creepers and zombies! It’s like Iron Chef meets The Walking Dead, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there are secret passages hidden behind the pantry shelves! You can sneak around and surprise your friends while they’re cooking up some pork chops. It’s like a real-life game of Clue, but with more explosions and less murder.

Plus, the kitchen is haunted by the ghost of a chef who only knows how to make pixelated spaghetti. It’s like having a spooky roommate who’s always trying to feed you carbs. So if you’re into cooking, exploring, and dealing with supernatural beings, then this server is the place for you! Just watch out for the flying pots and pans, they have a mind of their own.

FamilyEvent FOMO Minecraft Server

blended family, exclusion, family betrayal, family bond, Family dance, family decision, family dynamics, family event, family inclusion, family loyalty, family member, family relationships, Family Support, family unit, family unity, Family Values, FamilyEvent, FOMO, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Server, stepmom, uninvited

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel like part of the family? Well, look no further! Our server is like a big, happy family…except without the drama of excluding step-moms from family events!

Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and virtual family bonding time. Plus, we promise not to let the kids kick you out of the family dance – because here, everyone is welcome! So come on over and join the fun, where you’ll never feel like an optional add-on or a family friend. You’re part of the crew now, baby!

ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft

affair partner, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, emotions, ex-wife drama, ExBuzzedStepMommaCraft, family dynamics, haircuts, overreacting, parenting roles, relationships, step-parenting, stepdad, stepfamily, stepmom, stepson’s feelings, stepson’s haircut, trust issues

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Items Found:	5698	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where step-parenting drama unfolds like a reality TV show. Picture this: a stepmom, a cheating ex-wife, and a haircut gone wrong. Who needs Netflix when you have our server?

Witness the epic battle over who gets to cut a child’s hair – it’s a showdown you won’t want to miss. Will the stepmom prevail or will the cheating ex-wife and her affair partner have the final say?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have step-parenting drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server now!

FetishCraft: Blocky Bedrock Bizarre

bedrock, BIZARRE, bizarre fetishes, blocky, current partner, fetish discovery, fetish discussion, fetish experiences, fetish exploration, fetish revelations, fetish secrets, fetish sharing, fetish stories, fetish surprises, FetishCraft, kink discovery, kink exploration, partner fetish, past partner, sexual preferences, strange fetish, unique fetishes, unusual fetish, weird fetish

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and even crazier players.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of Minecraft enthusiasts you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to hosting epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to uncovering the weirdest fetishes of our players. You won’t believe some of the things we’ve discovered! Join us if you dare to uncover the truth about your fellow Minecrafters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7376	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Players:	92/700	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30