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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Endless Night Skies: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 380

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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