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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
Wilderness Tamed: 12 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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