Hairline Minecraft SMP Countdown | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, backpacking, bucket list, BUILD, bungee jumping, camping, CraftyCraze, Explore, Exploring, Hiking, hot air ballooning, mountain biking, Parasailing, rock climbing, scuba diving, skydiving, snorkeling, Surfing, SURVIVE, thrill-seeking, travel, white water rafting, zip lining

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Animals Bred:	136
New Chunks Explored:	945434	Dimension Hops:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Magic Items Found:	8832
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Animals Bred:	112	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perception, gender perspective, gender reversal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, GenderSwapMinecraftSMP, male privilege, Masculinity, sexism, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8664
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Crops Grown:	4351

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17