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The Most Influential American Export Minecraft SMP

American, American cultural dominance, American cultural exports, American cultural impact, American cultural influence, american culture, American exports, American exports worldwide, American influence, American influence abroad, American influence on global scale, American influence on world, American influence worldwide, American products, American products abroad, cultural dominance, cultural exports, cultural imperialism, export, global impact, influential, influential exports, international influence, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

Welcome to the most influential American export Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founding members of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but wooden pickaxes and a stack of rotten flesh. And that’s not all, they also built a replica of the White House out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to tame creepers and ride them like horses. Imagine rolling up to a PvP battle on a creeper steed, ready to explode your enemies into oblivion. It’s truly a sight to behold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the elusive Mooshroom Pig. Yes, you heard that right. It’s a pig with a mushroom growing out of its back. And if you manage to find one and befriend it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most influential American export Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, craziest builds, and most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Momma’s MineCraft Server: No Splitting Profits!

back pain, brother, clean, complaining, Demand, Effort, elliptical, family, fb marketplace, marketplace, matress protector, mattress, Minecraft, mom, mommas, Négotiation, profit, PROFITS, SELLING, Server, Space, SPLIT, splitting, ungrateful daughter

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the art of negotiation and making a profit! Just like the OP who sold their grandma’s mattress, we believe in maximizing our resources and getting the best deal possible.

Join us for a chance to haggle with noncommittal strangers over virtual items, boost your way to success (literally, with rocket boots), and finally close the deal with a nice family of creepers who will come pick up your loot.

But beware, just like OP’s mom, there may be some demanding players who will try to claim their share of your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground and keep all the treasure for yourself, or will you give in to the pressure and split the loot down the middle?

Either way, you’re in for a wild ride of outrageous stories, insane profits, and maybe even a few whiny moms along the way. So come join us on our server and let’s see who can come out on top as the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur!

SpoiledCraft

Abuse, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cooking, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, friendship, gap year, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living costs, Maturity, misunderstandings, parenting, Privilege, spoiled, SpoiledCraft, Vacations, work ethic

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	254
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of friends like Jason who think paying €50 a month to your mom is abusive, but getting €100 for clothes from your mom is totally normal.

On our server, you can cook for yourself without judgment, because who needs parents to make them meals when you can craft your own delicious dishes in Minecraft?

And forget about being left alone at home while your mom goes on vacation – on our server, you can go on epic virtual vacations with your friends and explore new worlds together!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can be your own boss, cook your own food, and never have to deal with a cleaning lady in your room every day. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have friends like Jason judging your every move!

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, Canada, cold weather, culture, Diversity, friendly people, Healthcare, Hockey, maple syrup, MapleCraft, Mounties, multicultural, Nature, Non-Canadians, North America, opinion, poutine, smp, Thoughts, Tim Hortons, travel

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

CraftyCringeLand

CraftyCringeLand, cyber, cyberbullying, cybercrime, dangerous websites, dark web, deep web, disturbing content, harmful content, harmful effects, Hate Speech, illegal activities, inappropriate content, internet, negative environment, negative impact, ONLINE, online harassment, toxic communities, unsafe websites, worst place

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	280
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the absolute WORST place on the internet – and we mean that in the best way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare step foot in it. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt, because on our server, anything goes – even if it involves riding llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Ice Age Oasis

30 feet, 9 meters, age, Ancient, antarctica, below, Chamber, discovery, Exploration, frozen lake, Ice, Liquid Fresh Water, Massive, Microbes, Millions of Years Ago, Oasis, Retrieval, samples, scientists, Solid Ice, Survival, time capsule, Unique

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

yo, u ever wanted to explore a frozen lake in antarctica that’s like a time capsule from millions of years ago? well, dis server is like dat but in minecraft form! we got unique microbes dat have survived in a massive chamber of liquid fresh water below more than 9 meters of solid ice. join us and uncover the secrets of dis icy world! plus, u might even find a hidden portal to a dimension filled with talking penguins and magical ice cream cones. come on, what are u waiting for? dive into the frozen madness now! 🐧🍦❄️

HYROMIA Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, creativity, Gaming, HYROMIA, Minecraft, multiplayer, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

The owner of the “HYROMIA” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.hyromia.ru

ExeosCraft

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, anti-grief, cross-platform, Custom Plugins, Discord, ExeosCraft, giving back, hard difficulty, Inclusivity, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Optimization, Permanent World, Player-Driven Updates, safe space, smp, Stability, Strong Economy, Trailer Link., Zero Pay-To-Win

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Server Name	ExeosCraft
Server Type	LGBTQ+ SMP
Server Age	Since June 2020
Map Size	35,000×35,000

Overview:

Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

Why Choose Us?

Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

Features:

Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

FAQ:

1. Are there any rules against hate speech?

ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players, and hate speech is not tolerated on our server.

2. Can I obtain donator perks without donating?

Yes, all donator perks are available through free, in-game means. We believe in fairness for all players.

3. How can I suggest a feature or update for the server?

You can join our Discord and suggest a feature in the suggestions channel. We value player input and strive to improve based on community feedback.

4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, ExeosCraft is a no-grief server. We prioritize a positive and collaborative community experience.

5. How often are updates and events held on the server?

We strive to have regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players. Stay tuned to our Discord for announcements.

Ethereal Realm Wilds 1.21.2

1.21.2, Arabs, compassion, data entry job, dearborn, Elite, Ethereal, global dominance, iraqui, jeet larper, jew, Midwest, Muslim, Oklahoma, racial politics, rational beings, Realm, rich whites, white race, Wilds

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	170	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Bro, join this Minecraft server for real tho. It’s like the white race but in Minecraft form, we out here dominating the game but also showing compassion to all players. Just like the rich whites in those 5 cities, we’re on top but also spreading the love to all the noobs in the Midwest and Oklahoma. Forget about those rich Arabs, we got Muslim players ballin’ out in Dearborn, it’s wild. Plus, our data entry job is to enter the world of blocks and build epic stuff, no cushy landlord needed. Don’t be a jew or jeet larper, just come vibe with us and see how we’re changing the game in the past 100 years. Let’s gooooo!

Tingles Minecraft SMP – EN ASMR Vtubers

#english speaking, asmr, discuss, discussion, Find, genre, Language, last stream, long tail, Menace Mamaki, Minecraft, ongoing streams, Previous thread, smp, STREAMS, Thread, tingles, Unofficial, useful information, Vtubers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss the one and only Menace Mamaki and English-speaking VTubers who do ASMR! Join us as we embark on epic adventures in the virtual world, where we mine diamonds while listening to soothing whispers and tingles. Our last stream was so lit, even the Ender Dragon couldn’t handle it! Check out our ongoing streams for some ASMR goodness and join us in our quest to uncover the secrets of the virtual realm. Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! So come on, join us and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

Sickmas Minecraft Server

#unwell, aita, baskets, Blame, chest infection, christmas, DAUGHTER, hyper-vigilant, Illness, Minecraft, mum, office, Parent, partner, selfish, Server, Sickmas, sister-in-law, stupid, supermarket, trolleys, wreath-making event

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	7758	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!

NoPartyForFH-MineCraft

Birthday Party, Commitment, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coordination, family dynamics, family expectations, in-laws, last minute plans, mental health, NoPartyForFHMineCraft, parents, Prioritizing, project management, rescheduling, Scheduling, venue tour, wedding planner, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding tasting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the stress of wedding planning? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and coordination of real life events.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to coordinate with different factions, just like trying to schedule a tasting with the caterer for your wedding. Will you be able to get everyone on the same page, or will chaos ensue?

And just like in-laws throwing last-minute curveballs, our server is full of surprises and unexpected events. You never know what will happen next, just like that family birthday party that may or may not interfere with your plans.

So come join our server and let go of all the wedding planning stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn some valuable communication skills along the way (or at least have a good laugh)!

BlockPartyFever

amazement, appreciation, Bliss, BlockPartyFever, compassion, Connection, Contentment, ecstasy, Empathy, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Harmony, joy, love, Peace, Serenity, Tranquility, Wonder

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Have you ever wanted to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild creepers while trying to build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers just that and more! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players break out into a spontaneous dance party in the middle of a lava pit. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

BlockyProtestSq

activism, anti-government, belgrade, BlockyProtestSq, civil disobedience, Crowd, Democracy, demonstration, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, mass protest, opposition, Political, political change, populist, president, protest, public square, resistance, Serbia, social movement

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

u kno wat u shuld be protestin against? not bein on our amazin minecraft server! we got more fun than a protest in belgrade square, trust me. u can build ur own castle and then have a epic battle with ur friends, just like the serbians fightin against their president. but instead of tear gas, we got creepers blowin up ur hard work. join now and be part of the revolution, the minecraft revolution!

Old Family Feud Minecraft Server

Black Lives Matter, civil rights, cultural divide, discrimination, Diversity, equality, family, family feud, feud, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Justice, Minecraft, minority rights, Oppression, prejudice, race relations, racial bias, racism, Server, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	251	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

join our epic minecraft server where the only feud you’ll have is with the creepers! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and cows breakdancing. our server is so lit, even the ender dragon wants to join the party.

if you’re tired of boring old servers, come hang out with us where we have diamond armor fashion shows and build battles that make the great wall of china look like a sandcastle. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (totally not cheating, we promise).

so come on down to our server where the only racism you’ll see is between the red and blue team in our epic capture the flag battles. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3