HairCraftGlobeTrotters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Towns Built:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers drop sick beats. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the ender dragon.

we have a pet chicken named cluckington who gives out free hugs to all new players. our trees grow candy instead of leaves and our oceans are made of liquid gold.

if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows. our villagers are all professional dancers and our nether portal leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

so come on down to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity). join us and become part of the most epic adventure of your minecraft life. our hairs must be quite spread out around the world, so why not join the fun?

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5227	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Animals Bred:	109
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	4193
Void Armor Forged:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	132424
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1740	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	2922
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8371
Dimension Hops:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Votes:	3383	New Chunks Explored:	605829
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	6866
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	256
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Farms Harvested:	144
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me