HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Horizon smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	1353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

This is a minecraft server on 1.20+ that you’ll be able to play on both java and bedrock edition on java edition the ip is play.horizonsmp.org and on bedrock the server adress is 45.85.88.66 and port 4009 The server is an economy and lifesteal server where you gain money and become the richest and gain hearts by killing people. The server also is about pvp since you have to gain hearts to survive you can also claim kits in the server Discord : https://discord.gg/zYas6TZhTu

play.horizonsmp.org

Chlebocraft

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Villages Defended:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Zombie Dances:	1

The nas The old minecraft server Chlebocraft has reopened. We focus on stable survival without unnecessary plugins.

So that you don’t get bored, you can also find events with various prizes, special events and much more.

The server is constantly evolving and we are looking for new ways to make the game more enjoyable for players. However, we pay attention to stability and quality, which we draw from player feedback, so that everything is to their satisfaction.

A great and nice community with a helpful admin team guaranteed.

Join us and enjoy the game, we look forward to seeing you! Don’t forget to join our discord so you don’t miss news and important announcements: https://discord.gg/MKf7FMapYj

mc.chlebocraft.cz

pine. MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	3817
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

The official server of pine. Systems!

This server has:

Bedwars KitPvP Prison Skyblock Survival Events TnTRun and even… Bedrock Support!

Server Version is: 1.8-1.20

17.ip.gl.ply.gg:60270

Alpinita

Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/900	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	6722
Buildings Constructed:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Towny War server with rpg and missions, with many more things to entertain yourself on the server, and with all its modalities

alpinacraft.minecraft.casa:25598

PROJECTS turk survival sunucu

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1

IP: mc.projects.gg / Site: https://projects.gg/

To join Turkish Survival Server Gaia, just connect from version 1.20.4!

Download Minecraft: https://projects.gg/indir Join Discord » https://projects.gg/discord

mc.projects.gg

craftplex lifesteal

Economy, LifeSteal

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	306	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Villages Defended:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	5643
Gods Slained:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to the CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, where survival meets the supernatural in the most electrifying way possible!

Dive into a world where darkness and light collide, where every heartbeat resonates with the pulse of adventure. CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP is not just your average survival server; it’s a journey into the unknown, where players harness the power of lifesteal to conquer the most daunting challenges.

Picture yourself navigating through a landscape teeming with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and hidden treasures waiting to be unearthed. As you explore, you’ll encounter fellow adventurers, forging alliances and facing off against foes in epic battles for supremacy.

But here’s the twist: in CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, your survival isn’t just about avoiding danger—it’s about embracing it. With the power of lifesteal at your fingertips, every strike against your enemies fuels your vitality, turning the tide of battle in your favor.

Forge your path as a master of the dark arts or a beacon of light in a world shrouded in mystery. Build towering fortresses to defend against the forces of darkness or embark on daring raids to claim glory and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

With custom plugins and a vibrant community of adventurers, CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP offers endless possibilities for those brave enough to venture into its depths. Are you ready to embrace the darkness and become a legend in your own right? Join us on CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP and carve your legacy in the annals of history.

207.244.227.83

TobitopiaNet

Creative, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/700	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

TobitopiaNet – Minigames Network [1.8 – 1.20]

INFORMATION ABOUT THE NETWORK: – We program 99.99% of the plugins ourselves – We currently have 25 games – We support English, German, Korean, Russian and 17 other languages

Tobitopia.net

Lunar Legends

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/800	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7673	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Welcome to Lunar Legends, where Minecraft meets Modernization! Our Fabric modded server is all about enhancing the classic Minecraft experience with fresh, custom features. Designed by our talented development team, we aim to keep the gameplay feeling familiar while introducing exciting new elements each month. Explore our distinct dimensions, each offering unique landscapes and adventures, and hunt down our exclusive custom items scattered throughout the world. Join us on Lunar Legends and experience Minecraft in a whole new light, where the sky’s not the limit—it’s just the beginning.

192.99.38.208:25611

Goof Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Goof Country is a single biome only server. Right now its dripstone caves. The biome changes every 1st and 15th of the month.

135.148.137.231:25698

Blossom Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Immerse yourself in a survival adventure where MCMMO transforms ordinary gameplay into a skill-level journey. Conquer quests, hone your skills, and navigate the world with grief prevention tools that keep your builds safe. Plus, with a thriving economy, you can get rich and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. Join us for a perfect mix of MCMMO, survival challenges, epic quests, grief prevention, and economic elements!

playblossom.net:25567

Horizons Reborned

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6685
Zombie Dances:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Embark on an adventure like no other in our Minecraft server! With McMMO, Jobs, and Slimefun the possibilities are endless to discover. The horizon awaits you!

horizons.sparked.network

Forgotten Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	5159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5247	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the Forgotten Realms, a unique Minecraft experience where creativity, adventure, and community come together! Our server, equipped with the latest and most innovative plugins, offers an immersive world that goes beyond the ordinary.

Exciting Features: – Bolt: Experience Minecraft like never before with Bolt, enhancing server performance and gameplay smoothness. – Advanced Lock System: Our server introduces a new evolution of the classic Lockette/LWC plugins, providing enhanced security for your treasures. – Fancy Biomes: Explore breathtaking custom-generated biomes, each offering a unique landscape and adventure. Your next discovery is just around the corner! – Voting Rewards: Have a say in the server’s progression! Engage in our community voting system and earn exciting rewards for your contributions. – ChestShops: Unleash your entrepreneurial spirit! Create and manage your own shops, trade with other players, and become a tycoon in our dynamic economy. – TreeFeller: Make lumberjacking more efficient and satisfying with TreeFeller, allowing for quick and easy harvesting of wood. – ChatEmojis: Express yourself in more ways than ever with our ChatEmojis, adding fun and personality to every conversation.

forgotten-realms.net

Ranked BedWars

Bedwars

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/600	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Potions Brewed:	112	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Ranked BedWars server, intended for all players, no premium needed, competition road in all modes, prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd place, COME AND HAVE FUN WITH US

play.rankedbw.net

NovaKay

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/100	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Animals Bred:	142
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

NovaKay is a minecraft server for thekaymasters community and anyone else who wants to play! We currently have a smp server for subscribers of thekaymaster on twitch and a skyblock server open to everyone. Come join! We have prizes for #1 skyblock island

51.81.171.173:25613

TheBoysRP

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Votes:	5015
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

TheBoysRP is a Minecraft server in 1.12.2. In this universe you can create your own story by becoming the most feared villain or the most sadistic hero! But if you wish, you can very well be just a simple citizen and do a completely respectable job like Doctor, Firefighter, etc. You can obtain various powers by consuming Composer V available on the server via various experiments carried out by Vaught and his scientists. Various realistic guns and vehicles are waiting for you to heist or race with your friends! Don’t wait any longer and come discover TheBoysRP experience on Minecraft.

91.197.6.215:25614