HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	97
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

JCEarth

Earth

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

jcjaz.net

GamerzWA

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

play.gamerzwa.com

PokeVerse

Pixelmon

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Welcome To PokeVerse

A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

51.81.48.30

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7013	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

51.81.88.134

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ores Mined:	9732
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

play.bendingmc.net

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	9714
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

next.mym.li

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

coastcraft.ddns.net

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

play.theoasissmp.com

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

play.calcorra.com:25593

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Towns Built:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

103.195.103.134:25578

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
New Chunks Explored:	725173	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

play.trooperland.net

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

gg.pixelquantum.com

Homestead

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Votes:	1436
Villages Defended:	16	Dimension Hops:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

play.homesteadmc.us

MenaceSMP Season 1

Anarchy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Runes Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to Menace Smp Season 1

Have you always wanted to join one of those big Lifesteal Smp servers like the official lifesteal smp! Well now is ur chance to join one!! ———————————————— What we got to offer is: – Lifesteal – Good Community – Nice Discord —————————‐——————– Server is open

Hope to see u there!

168.119.4.49:30184

SpiderMC

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	61	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	208	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

FEATURES:- We have a public spawn made by our builder (Halloween Themed). We try to do weekly events of various types to make the server more fun. We have many useful features to make the server more fun!

HARDWARE:- Our server is located in Singapore. We always try to make our server as fast as possible and have the best hardware needed.

CONNECTIVITY:- Our Minecraft server is Cracked which means you can join regardless of your Minecraft status. You can join our Minecraft server by using the IP:- play.spidermc.xyz or spidermc.xyz

play.spidermc.xyz