HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

CropCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2

CropCraft 1.20.4 Farming eco PVP server

What is CropCraft?

CropCraft is a NEW farming eco mixed with pvp server based off of version 1.20.4 but compatible with previous versions as well! CropCraft was created in January of 2024 as a way to bring back the nostalgia of former “drug” servers without stepping over the line, We wanted it to have the same feel of these old servers but without stepping over the line in terms of actual content in game. Our community is very new and we are still very much a work in progress but we appreciate all the players who participate during our development as well as directly support us, We can always use suggestions and advice!

Server IP: cropcraft.apexmc.co Discord link: https://discord.gg/X3TUcqbvNZ

cropcraft.apexmc.co

TheFruitBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Animals Bred:	148
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

TheFruitBox Minecraft Server

Thriving Economy: Engage in a player-run economy where you can trade resources and shape the marketplace. The currency of choice? Sponges—the iconic block of Minecraft.

Player Shops: Create your own shop in our server shopping mall and showcase your products.

Unique Monthly Events: Experience exclusive custom events developed by our dedicated admin – all utilizing vanilla gameplay mechanics.

Forge Alliances: Join tribes and establish compounds to embark on epic adventures with your friends.

Infinite Exploration: Break free from limitations with no world border in sight. Explore to your heart’s content in a sprawling world that stretches 30 million blocks in every direction.

Server Wiki: Delve into the rich history of our server through our comprehensive wiki. Uncover past events, remarkable stories, and the legacy that has shaped our community.

Visit thefruitbox.net to learn more about our server, stay updated, and join our thriving Minecraft community.

play.thefruitbox.net

From The Fog Survival

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

fromthefog.mcserver.us

Caps Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Potions Brewed:	139
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magic Items Found:	8712	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

play.capskyblock.com

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	951843
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Votes:	3984

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

mc.unicraft.xyz:1100

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

crittercraft.lol

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	139	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

play.lyoxir.net

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2250	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

mc.cybertivity.com

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

killion.apexmc.co

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

kentermc.minehut.gg

CivEarth v4

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	4775	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

play.civearth.net

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ores Mined:	7338	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

playthedojo.com

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

play.slokuharji.com

CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

critpots.mine.bz

Red MC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	212	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Red MC is a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, our custom survival server will offer you a unique experience. Our goal is to provide a Minecraft world

play.red-mc.net