HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Zombie Dances:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Votes:	1130	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9200	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	New Chunks Explored:	630482
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Animals Bred:	149	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Divine Spears Created:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	4

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ores Mined:	5014
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1634	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	426	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	228	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	8269
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Towns Built:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	223
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4