HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mines Excavated:	2232
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Animals Bred:	119
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	299	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8603
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	694836	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	4870
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Emeralds Found:	1904	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	979
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Players:	106/500	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5