HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	7882	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Animals Bred:	34
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2672	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Void Armor Forged:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Animals Bred:	90	Zombie Dances:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	275	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2500
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	830996	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Potions Brewed:	104
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2968	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Towns Built:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Villages Defended:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ores Mined:	9770
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

Players:	102/600	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13