HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Items Found:	4475
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Zombie Dances:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mines Excavated:	4693

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	8288	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crops Grown:	1318
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	880699	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Star Shards Collected:	130
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ores Mined:	8489
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Mystic Isles of Elysium 1.20.4

1.20.4, 92023556, ANONYMOUS, anonymous rip, anonymous tribute, Condolences, death, Elysium, Grief, GRIEVING, Isles, Loss, Memory, mourning, mourning loss, mystic, No. 92023556, Remembrance, RIP, sad, sorrow, Sympathy, Tribute

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	799	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. This server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-filled wonderland. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. But be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. Peace out, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Help Me Minecraft SMP

becoming the man, goal-setting, lifestyle change, Minecraft, Need Help, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-image enhancement, self-improvement journey, self-improvement tips, self-transformation, smp, transformation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	509437
Alien Abductions:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming the ultimate Chad of the server, flexing your diamond armor and enchanted weapons on all the peasants? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

MomDeservedItLOL

Boundaries, christmas party, college break, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional response, family, household responsibilities, lack of privacy, living arrangements, messy room, MomDeservedItLOL, Mother, parental expectations, personal belongings, personal space, raised surface, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, tea spill

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	5458	Star Shards Collected:	185

Are you tired of your mom invading your Minecraft room and messing up your stuff? Join our server and escape to a world where your mom can’t ruin your tea-stained papers and yarn! Build your own room without any interference and enjoy the ultimate privacy.

We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!

Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!

Players:	108/500	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Farms Harvested:	294
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22