Haha Minecraft SMP that’s so true SMP Obsidian!

amusing, Chuckle, Clever, comedy, Comical, Entertainment, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, Humorous, jest, JOKE, LAUGHING, lighthearted, Minecraft, Observation, obsidian, sarcasm, smp, True, WIT, Witty, witty remark

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and scandalous betrayals.

One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it blown up by a mischievous creeper. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to start a llama racing league in the Nether.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly. So come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything can happen on our server – even a chicken uprising.

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

novagildedaegis.cloudnord.net:21932

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2208
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

mc.threadsmine.ru

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1007
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

play.mcsecuranet.com

AngelicMC

KitPvP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Animals Bred:	154
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

mc.angelicmc.com

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

externiummc.holy.gg:25819

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

play.blastfire.online

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

mc.greedisle.xyz

TerraRealms Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

play.terrarealms.net

The Respawn Point

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

game-servers.myhomenetworks.com:25577

AriseCity

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	261
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

play.arisecity.net

Thasmor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9269	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8480
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Villages Defended:	17

Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

mc.thasmor.net

Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

experience.minecraft.best

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

mc.the-bonfire.net

HyperPrison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

play.hyperprison.org

Prism SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

34.79.150.0