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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SagaCraft Brazil

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Universal-Rebirth

Bedwars, Economy, Survival Games

Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	863428	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Blocks2Die

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BLOCKS2DIE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SERVER An MMORPG type survival server with weapons and hordes of zombies, focused on an apocalypse, which Only the most experienced will be able to overcome.Do you think you have what it takes to survive? ENTER NOW!!! IP: mc.blocks2die.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	3945	Void Armor Forged:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crops Grown:	3878	Players Killed by Monsters:	5701

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WorldCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LotusMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Potions Brewed:	54	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pride Central Smp

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	711581	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SageCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ShantyCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9826
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SkittleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Adventure Kingdom

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WildCraft

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GamiFun Demon Slayer

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AuroEarth MC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

GRM Pixelmon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Iperios

Economy, Roleplay, Towny

Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.