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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5490	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dragons Tamed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	4867
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1288	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8183
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dimension Hops:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8823
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Emeralds Found:	5950	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Villages Defended:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9603
Dimension Hops:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	3202

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	68	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	107
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.