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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2939	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8168	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	250
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	4621	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9260
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	450

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.