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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FerryCraft

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	1662
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	202	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	259
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ores Mined:	8587

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3720	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	2412
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Farms Harvested:	263
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Crops Grown:	3417

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.