””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Phlox SMP (Java/Bedrock)

Adventure, Economy, Events, Landclaim, Survival

JUST RESET!

Phlox is a no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!

You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!

Some of the features:– Custom items and hats– Guilds– Player Shops– Auction House– Events– And more!

Bedrock IP:play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ThunderLands

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games

global lifesteal smp with family friendly community our server has java support but we are planning to ad bedrock support too

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Queercraft – LGBTQ+ friendly server (Java, PC Bedrock, Mobile)

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Server IP: mc.queercraft.net

Queercraft is a Minecraft server for LGBTQ+ gamers and allies!

Discord: queercraft.net/discord

Visit our website Queercraft.net

Join our community group on Steam

Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/qcprism

We hope to see you soon!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

🌿 CubeCadia SMP 🌿 – [1.20] | Bedrock/Java | Custom Items | PvE | and MORE

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🌿 CubeCadia SMP 🌿 - [1.20] | Bedrock/Java | Custom Items | PvE | and MORE Minecraft Server

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IP: cubecadia.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

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Server Features:

Extensive Dungeons

We offer dungeons where you can grind through anytime you want! Follow a story line and level up to access new dungeons. Each dungeon has unique mobs, dungeon keys, and custom loot to gain! Either grind survival, or grind our extensive dungeons!

Enhanced Mining

Find fossils, special gems, or other mysterious loot from mining! You can mine for hours and still discover new content and become rich! Also enchant your pickaxe with special abilities.

Jobs & Quests

Another way to make money on our server is by doing jobs or quests. Work a job to earn money or do daily quests. Jobs also offer a skill tree to get premium items. Quests also offer a great way to get free crate keys.

Fishing Events

This server offers fishing events that happen from time to time. This includes various fishing contests like catching the most fish, catching the largest fish, or earning the most EXP. We also offer an extensive fishing system with deliveries, custom fish, totems, and more!

Smithy System

Forget normal ol’ boring netherite armor. How about build a custom Smithy set! Get enough blocks to craft special armor like Dragon, Solar, Corrupt, Steampunk, or Conduit armor / tools! Step it further and attempt our Forager quests that have challenging quests but give some of the best possible armor in the game!

Daily End Bosses

We have daily bosses that spawn in the end! Fight the boss and other players to gain gems for special loot like pets, disguises, keys, and so much more!

300+ Custom Items

Our server offers over 300 custom items to gain! This means all kinds of fun items that are unique to our server like an upgradeable tool, quality of life enhancements, elevator blocks, lava sponges, and so much more!

CubeCadia is not just a server; it’s a thriving community of passionate Minecraft players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, forge alliances, and make lifelong friendships. And with crossplay support, you can explore CubeCadia with friends across different platforms!

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IP: cubecadia.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.19.x – 1.20.2

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Discord Server: https://discord.gg/cubecadia

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mines Excavated:	4921
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Social Life

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FieldscraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

FieldscraftMC, a server in constant development, custom survival mode compatible with Java and Bedrock.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Earth Civilizations SMP

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Earth Civilizations! The place where you can start from scratch and build up your own civilization! After the closure of our last server CrossoverSMP we are returning 1 year later with Earth Civilizations! See you around!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lostshard

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.

Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. **You won’t find another server like this.**

Discord: https://discord.gg/9MVkkGqyax

IP: lostshard.club

MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

ItherioMC

Cracked, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, Perks, Ranks, Skyblock, Survival

ItherioMC Networkis a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:

ABYSS SMP🔰 No griefing.⚔️ PvP enabled.🛡️ Claim Protection💰 Player Economy🗳️ Free Vote Ranksand More…———————————–SUPREME ONEBLOCK💀 PvP Arena🐉 Custom End🗺️ World Borders📛 Custom Tags 🔔 Envoysand More…

ItherioMC Minecraft Server play.itheriomc.com ; cracked.itheriomc.com [1.8 – 1.20.x ] https://discord.gg/itheriomc

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

LokoCraft [CROSS-PLAY]

crossplay, Factions, Network, PvP, Skyblock, smp

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!

Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall. LokoCraft offers a thrilling and immersive factions gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

🏰 Factions: Create your own faction or join forces with others to dominate the expansive world of LokoCraft. Build towering fortresses, strategize your attacks, and form unbreakable alliances to become the ruling force on the server. Will you be a diplomatic powerhouse or a ruthless conqueror?

💎 Rankups: Progress through our dynamic ranking system as you amass wealth, power, and influence. From humble beginnings, climb the ranks to unlock exclusive perks, commands, and abilities. Only the most formidable players will reach the pinnacle of power.

🛒 Shop: Immerse yourself in a bustling economy with our carefully curated in-game shop. Trade resources, buy and sell items, and become the economic mastermind of LokoCraft. Use your wealth to strengthen your faction and ensure dominance in the ever-evolving world.

⚔️ Custom PvP Arenas: Prove your combat prowess in our custom PvP arenas. Engage in intense battles, participate in tournaments, and showcase your skills to the entire server. Glory and rewards await those who emerge victorious!

🔒 Secure Your Territory: Utilize our advanced land claiming system to protect your hard-earned territory from rival factions. Fortify your base with impenetrable defenses and ensure that only the worthy can breach your walls.

🌍 Explore a Dynamic World: Immerse yourself in a vast and dynamic world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and challenging landscapes. Explore the depths of the earth and the heights of the sky to discover the secrets that LokoCraft has to offer.

🎉 Events and Challenges: Participate in regular events and challenges that will test your skills and provide unique rewards. From epic boss battles to treasure hunts, there’s always something exciting happening on LokoCraft.

Join LokoCraft now and become a legend in the world of factions! Will you rise to power, forge alliances, and conquer the realm, or will you succumb to the forces that seek to overthrow you? The adventure awaits – embark on it now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MasonSMP

MCMMO, Survival

– Claim your own land in the server (with loads of blocks to claim! Unlimited claims!) – Unlimited homes – TPA plugin – 1.7.2-1.19.4 support – Latest version native – mcMMO – Dynmap [ http://masonsmp.my.pebble.host:8100 ] [Hide yourself: /dynmap hide]

– Bedrock support (IP: masonsmp.my.pebble.host | PORT: 25594)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FearBox

PvE, PvP, Survival

Fun boxpvp server to have fun and grind! Just jump down and start your adventure! Grind to the best gear like Slime Gear, and Enderman Gear!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JackIsAwesome

Survival

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Bricks Network

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Welcome to our extraordinary Minecraft server, where imagination knows no bounds and adventures await at every corner. We are thrilled to have you join us in this immersive virtual world, where creativity and collaboration reign supreme.

Here, within the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft, you will find a community unlike any other. Whether you are a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, a redstone engineer, or simply a passionate adventurer, there is a place for you here. Our server is a vibrant hub where players from all walks of life come together to forge friendships, conquer challenges, and create breathtaking marvels.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

🌹 ROSEFALL 🌹 Beta 1.20.1 Fantasy RPG | Custom Enemies 🗡️ | Custom Textures ⭐️ | Quests & More!

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Welcome to Rosefall 🌹

Check Our Teasers In Our Discord!

BETA FEB 2024

We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you.

🌹 Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies.

🌹 Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot!

🌹 Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world.

🌹 User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start!

🌹 Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks.

🌹 Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to bemature, respectful, and friendly!

🌹 Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.