””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

digital community, Gaming Community, gaming server, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, indecision, long tail tags: self loathing, Minecraft, online tag mapping, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, self-destructive behavior, self-hatred, smp, Steam, tagmap, undecided, virtual group, virtual world

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EXILE

Factions, Javabedrockcrossplay, PvP, Pvpfactions, Survival

EXILE FACTIONS(Java/Bedrock CrossPlay)

This is a new faction server opening this Sunday! We are a solid community with a solid base of active players. This is a Java based server with cross play compatibility for everyone to join.FEATURING:– Spawn– Warps-Special Faction Effects– Player Heads– Experienced Staff– Anti-Cheat-AND MORE

Please join our discord for more information on how to join!discord.gg/2ryET7dnf2

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	249
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MCRAFT-GSE

Bedwars, KitPvP, Survival, Towny

Mcraft-GSE is a project created by Wolf Graham alias Elia Guarneri with educational intent and to disseminate art, music and literature of different nations and different historical periods through the game itself, furthermore it also wants to propose a pluricultural and multi-ethnic environment.

The project also has a charitable purpose, that of being able to create cultural centers in the poorest countries by providing them with equipment and personnel who bring art, culture and also healthy entertainment.

On the server you can have fun with Towny, Survival (DIFFICULTY HARD), Bedwars, KitPvP, and much more, with special internal rewards!

All this will be possible with the support of every player who will be on our servers.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AquaLand

LifeSteal, Survival

This Is The First Public Lifesteal Server In Bangladesh

This Server Have,Claim System Shop System,Vote Rewards,Crate Auction House,Bank And Many More Join The Server Right Now

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crops Grown:	1802	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Legacy Edition Mini Games Closed Alpha

battle, Consoleedition, Hunger Games, Hungergames, Legacyconsole, Minigame

Legacy Edition Mini Games

LEM is a port/remake of the Battle minigame from the Legacy/Console Editions of Minecraft.

The server is currently in a Closed Alpha currently.

For information on how to join, see this page.

Supporting Minecraft 1.20.1

Please note: Lunar Client is not supported! see this for more info.

If you want to take a look at the source code, you can find it here

Please consider supporting the server on Patreon: https://www.legacyminigames.net/patreon

Bedrock users! There’s a bedrock port that you can find here! (I did not make the bedrock port)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	5086	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Orion Realms

Creative, Economysurvival, Network, Skyblock, Survival, Townysurvival

JOIN ORION REALMS!Based on a dedicated server Orion realms is an upcoming massive minecraft server network!

custom enchants, custom crates, amazing

block plots, monthly changing server

skyblock: custom skyblock islands, custom skills tree, custom tools, resource generators, spawners, and XP generation

Adventure server: large scripted adventure maps by popular authors that change every month, try once a day to beat the map for the massive prize at the end

plot survival, survive in a 512 x 512 plot

minigames: bedwars, eggwars, capture the wool, custom game modes, parkour, etc

skullduggery: 100% custom game mode where you get to play as a pirate or seafarer, join the navy or pirates guild, grow from a single rowboat to a massive frigate, trade, raid, and chater your destiny in a brand new fully designed minecraft adventure

JOIN US! we are looking to grow our playerbase while we roll out these servers!creative server and skyblock will be out soon, early members will get extra goodies at server start!https://discord.gg/bDAvQEMaZx

SERVER HAS REGULAR GIVEAWAYS OF REAL LIFE ITEMS!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1532	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HighOrder

Server Informations: Looking for mod’z requirements: Promote the Server(get people) Follow the rules know commands Be helpful PvP ON WEBSITE HighOrder Mumble Chat – east3.voice.enjin.com60527 Main System: Dual Xeon E5645 Hex Core 48 GB RAM OCZ SSD’s 500 GB enterprise backup drives Full Gigabit uplink

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	2292
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DupeLifeReborn

LifeSteal

this server is a Lifesteal and dupe server Dupelifereborn.minefort.com ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss of all

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5456	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

One Piece Playground [Modded]

Anime, Devilfruits, Haki, Modded, Onepiece, Onepieceserver, PvE, PvP

One Piece Playground is Modded Minecraft ServerIn order to play, you need modpack to join the gameJoin our discord for more info!Discord:

Click Here to Join Discord

Click Here for Modpack

Experience the thrill of One Piece in Minecraft! Our server blends intense PvP battles with exciting PvE challenges. Customize your combat style, unlock powerful moves. Explore iconic One Piece locations turned into battlegrounds with mini-bosses for valuable rewards. our server promises a unique fusion of One Piece adventure and Minecraft magic. Join us for a grand voyage like no other!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Valley Craft

Cmi, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Itemsadder, Lobby, Modelengine, Multiversecore, Music, Mythicmobs, Plugins, Ranks, Resourcepack, Sound, Survival, Updated, Vanilla, Vulcan, Website

Valley Craft is not just a Minecraft server. Our server’s task is to give players feelings and memories. We are not going to make 10,000 seasons every month, our server will work as long as possible!Since it is very difficult to maintain online on such projects, since over time the regular game gets boring, we create incredible events and release big updates for our server.

What are our advantages?

MC ModelWe mainly buy models on the officialwebsite – McModel, the price for some products reaches $40We have unique mobs, weapons and armor on our server,made absolutely without the use of mods.We use them for our events, as well as for competitions,to give unique things to our players.

WE DO NOT AFFECT THE VANILLA GAME, EVERYTHING IS USED EXCLUSIVELY FOR EVENTS

PluginsWe have a large variety of paid plugins for you.For example, a plugin for changing the year, an expensive anti-cheat, itemsadder, CMI, HappyHud and much more!

Server resource pack

Since we don’t use mods on the server, we make contentonly with the help of plugins and resource packs! Weight of our resource packreaches 50MB, which is a lot, but it changes a lot of thingsin Game. Adds completely new sounds, you can listen to them inthis video presentation!It also adds new types of textures for elytra, totems andjust adds those same MC Models to the serverand much more!

CompetitionWe have already given away more than 6 Minecraft licenses! The total prize fund for one of our competitions was 5,000 rubles! Have you seen this anywhere on such small projects? So I don’t! You can easily recoup your progress simply by actively playing on the server. Competitions are held as regularly as other events.

Use promo code – PlanetMinecraft to buy a tunnel with a 50% discount!Pomo code is valid until 12/31/23

You can see the rest of the advantages of our project on our website – Valley Craft

Our links:Discord – https://discord.gg/qstXT2DPBGYouTube – www.youtube.com/@ValleyCraft_OfficialTelegram – t.me/valley_craft_officialSite – https://valleycraft-donat.ru/Server map – http://d1.gamely.pro:26144/ or valleycraft-donat.ru/map

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LattyCraft

Creative, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Hello, you have found a server worth your time. With the unique and custom features, we have achieved high quality gameplay for each of the gamemodes running on our network. The server has ran for over 3 years and the community consists of many long time players and that has set the server atmosphere to be very friendly and helpful. You will feel welcome as soon as you join in.

Over the 3 years of running the server we have had alot of different gamemodes and approaches on running the server, now, after nearly half year of rebuilding and long days of work, we are ready to open as server network for the first time!

Currently there is 3 gamemodes you can join in and play. The server staff is constantly working on improving the server and adding new features. If you need help, be sure to bother the staff! 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Potions Brewed:	46
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	265	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minestars

Prison

Minestars is a new upcoming server that still needs some work to do but is already online because the server is looking for staff. Come, join and help us develop the server faster and even better!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SimpleCraft

Antigrief, best, Bestmcserver, Bestminecraftserver, Creative, Diamond, Diamondeconomy, Dungeon, Economy, Farming, Fun, Griefprevention, HARD, MCMMO, PvP, smp, Spigot, Survival, Togglepvp, Treefeller, Vanilla

SimpleCraft

SimpleCraft is a groundbreaking Minecraft server that offers a truly distinctive gaming experience. It with several features to make gameplay more enjoyable, SimpleCraft is your one stop shop for everything semi-vanilla and creative!

What we offer:

Coming Soon! Diamond Economy Server! Releasing on December 25, 2023 a whole new play style is coming to SimpleCraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	541	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	531
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MooseValley

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MooseValley is a gaming community of thousands of PvPers, builders, and general gamers. We strive to provide the greatest gaming experience possible, running on top of the line server hardware. With over 1000 slots on 4 different servers we are able to handle any amount of players without lag. Our dedicated staff has over 2 years of experience under their belt, are online to answer your questions any time of the day. With the use of our custom mod ticketing system you’re able to ask questions and get responses in a short amount of time.

MooseValley Provides CUSTOM plugins to enhance PVP and provide a more balanced and quality game play.

– Pick from dozens of customized magical spells! Launch your enemies through the air, bring down lava rain around you, or see through stone to find riches!

MooseValley utilizes a the MCMMO plugin to give players the ability to skill up their defenses, swords attack, fists, and bow.

Play on our custom fully dedicated Battlegrounds server, with game modes such as Survival Games, plus coming soon, Battle Arenas, Spleef, Capture the Flag, and more!

Or, relax for a while on our non-PVP survival server and build a house with some friends!

So come join us, and have a great time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cronos Network

PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

NEW!! Recently added: Skywars + Survival vanilla. Próximamente: Skyblock, Bedwars, ArenaPVP, Survival Custom. Competitive and personalized Skywars! What are you waiting for? Have fun! ⌛ C r o n o s N e t w o r k ⌛ Version: +1.8 ► 1.18

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

⚔️THE DOMINION ⚔️ | Custom Items ✔️ | Dungeons ✔️ | Bosses ✔️ | ALPHA RPG 🏰 |

Customitems, Dungeons, Guiltius, Paladindingo, RPG, smp, Survival, Uzal

Welcome to The Dominion

Discord: https://discord.gg/YeKdZZv

Live Map: http://map.thedominion.us:8123/

IP: play.thedominion.us

The Dominion (circa 2013) is a unique Minecraft RPG experience, featuring a hybrid server type of an SMP world for building and classic Minecraft fun, as well as a separate custom built RPG world; complete with a fantasy aesthetic, a highly explorable map, and several unique and increasingly challenging dungeons (with 100% unique loot, of course). While the server is still in its Alpha state, and players are encouraged to help us debug and work out general gameplay shortcomings, the server is fully playable and new content is constantly being worked on and released. Do you have what it takes to be a Dungeoneer?

Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!