””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	1142
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	2544	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7359	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5289	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6915	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Void Gems Collected:	22
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	2104	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.