””/haha/ Minecraft SMP i hate myself””

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SteeltonMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Friendly and helpful staff, laid back community made for everybody to make you’re own bases, builds and buddies. We are a safe and fun place to enjoy a video game anyone can love. Meet new friends, seek old friends, Steelton’s long and rich legacy shall continue!!! New and old users are welcome anytime

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4679
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PassionCraft Bending&Towny

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

PassionCraft! MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG Our server includes: – Survival – Bending (Official server) – No Lag – 24/7 – Towny – PvP -MobArena – Auctions

An “Official Bending Server!” Come play with us! IP: MC.PASSIONCRAFT.ORG

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DarmaCraft

Darmacraft offers a variety of things to do and keep you entertained. Stressed out? No worries, come to the PVP arena and fight it off. Gain some extra cash for killing players! Still not cutting it? Come down to the Mob Arena and battle mobs to victory. Gain rewards and XP quick! Battle other players to their death and gain money in Spleef! Still bored? Collect food and resources from the wilderness and build a masterpiece on your own protected plot! Oh and did I mention, we have Survival Games!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pura

Anarchy, Survival

Do you like to play Minecraft without mods or plugins? Do you want to explore the new world of version 1.20 of the game? Then, join our vanilla Minecraft server! We are a new and recently created server, where you can enjoy the original Minecraft experience with other players. There are no rules or restrictions here, just fun and creativity. Build, explore, fight and survive in this incredible block world. We will wait for you! And remember, the trick is not good. Respect others and play fair. 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

UltimateCraft SV/FB/SG

[center]The Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG server is not a typical server. With us, on the Survival map, you can build wherever you want, establish guilds, admit players to your guild and take their lands and items from others. On the FreeBuild map, however, you can buy plots of land with the money you earn, mine on a specially created resource map, and at the same time, you can always combine it all into one whole and play wherever you want. Recently, we have also launched the popular “Hunger Games”, so we invite players to play on the Survival/FreeBuild server and to fight in the survival games arenas.

PS: Recent changes: addition of Survival Games (Hunger Games) and FreeBuild map

Server name: Ultimate Craft SV/FB/SG Server IP: s52.csrv.pl:14351 Maximum number of players: 20 Server type: Survival/FreeBuild Premium : No Administration: Bartekniko, sonipes

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8599	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Star Shards Collected:	73

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Gaming Inn

Anarchy, Economy, Towny

Welcome to the Gaming Inn – A 1.20 Bedrock/java Towny Experience!

Our MC server is dedicated to providing a chill place to just play 1.20 Vanilla! In Addition we added the Towny and economy plugins as well for creating civilizations!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	140	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

The Chunk Creative

A Minecraft Creative Server, featuring medieval and fantasy builds mainly! Join us now! We offer Monthly Contests with cool prices and lots of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sela Mixers

Mini Games, PvP

Have a unique Minecraft adventure! Join the server server where daily activities await. Have fun while participating in exciting challenges and making new friends. Experience the endless possibilities of our world and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PVPZone

Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

PVPZone is a not your regular Minecraft server. Explore over 10 unique classes each with amazing skills, spells, and abilities to upgrade. Mastering these classes not only keeps you busy, but keeps you entertained as you do it. As you upgrade your favorite classes, you will not only grow to love the server but will also find yourself striving to become the best!

Take part in intense Capture the Flag games to earn cash to upgrade your favorite classes. Also compete in many other gamemodes like Team Death Match, Death Match, Plant the Bomb, Steal the Cake, Parkour Race, Paintball, Zombie Defense, and much more. We also have a fantastic Mob Arena where you can take your favorite class and team up with friends to defeat monsters. Or explore the Dungeon room by room, solve puzzles, kill monsters, and eventually fight the evil Demon Boss at the end.

CTF, TDM, KOTH, we have it all!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community of people who enjoy the original Minecraft experience and want to bring that same experience to others who enjoy it the same.

This server does not support griefing, stealing, or Cheating.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8963
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TooMuchMinecraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival Games, Towny

TMM is a non-profit community, we all just love our game.

At TooMuchMinecraft, we are all about enhancing our users’ play time and will do so with our friendly and highly skilled staff team, here to aid any of your needs. We have been around since Minecraft Alpha in 2009, and there’s a reason for that.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TechnoCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

LavaCraftMS

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

What is LavaCraft? ☆Well LavaCraft is a cracked minecraft server with many awesome features such as SkyBlock , MobArena ,Creative World, CTF,SurvivalGames,Paintball,NoLagg Spleef ,mcMMO , floAuction ,Plots and much more. We also do Drop-Parties On Special Occasions! ☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆☆★☆★☆★☆★☆ Website WWW.LAVAMS.COM Ip: LavaCraftMS.Com Join Now

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	107	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Alcania

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to Alcania, a breathtaking Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of endless adventure and creativity! Explore vast landscapes, forge alliances, and conquer some quest as you build, mine, and thrive in this world. With a vibrant community. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination knows no bounds!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Thing Hunter

REAL OWNER IS RAY0911 We are running minecraft 1.4.5

We are running minecraft 1.4.5

NO WHITELIST

Want to build with out getting bashed over the head or griefed by an other player? No problem stay in the Non-PVP ,join the economy, and /res PROTECT your land!

Want instant fun? Join the Mini-Game world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8870	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!