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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a tagmap that will leave you saying “haha, hahaihatemyself”!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so exclusive that even Steam and Posscraft are in on the action. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into the legendary Posshouse, where all the cool kids hang out.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at 51.81.62.131 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BeastsMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Hub: play.beastsmc.com Site: http://beastsmc.com

BeastsMC is a well-established server network that has been running for over half a decade. We pride ourselves on our friendly community, awesome economy, fantastic activities and more. Come check us out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	398	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Imagination Empire

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Hello! Welcome To Imagination Empire! We Are a survival, pvp, towny, economy server. we have jobs. We recommend using this texture/resource pack: http://www.planetminecraft.com/texture_pack/hdrealms/ we also have: Mini-Games (coming soon) Creative world (in creation) quests VIP world and shop Multiple Donor Ranks We Just started out so suggestions and feedback are welcome! please visit our website and register at; http://imaginationempire.enjin.com/home we have monthly and weekly prizes. We run on donations. so feel free to help out and keep the server running and lag free! 🙂 More things will be added as time goes on and when we get suggestions! We Hope you enjoy and have fun on our server!

Additional Details Welcome! we are a pvp, towny, economy, mini-games, creative, VIP access, protection, and MORE!!, friendly community! 🙂

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Runic Paradise

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Runic Paradise is an adventure of your own making! Relaxing time working on your hut in the woods? We’ve got you covered! Challenging puzzles to keep your mind and imagination sharp? Plenty in store! Looking to grind your way to the top of the leaderboards? Give it your best shot!

– Survival map with plenty of space to build on! – Economy plugins to buy, sell, and run your own store! – Optional survival content plugins, including McMMO and Slimefun! – Skyblock and Creative play-modes! – A rank ladder to climb up and unlock new perks along! – Effective anti-griefing measures! – Lots of custom content and minigames, including Mob Arena and Block Hunt! – Friendly Staff with several years of experience!

Our priorities are fair play and a friendly social environment! Griefing is not tolerated and language filters are in place. Otherwise… everyone is welcome! Bring your friends, there’s plenty of space in Paradise!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

WittyMoniker.com 24/7 Survival is a Minecraft SMP server with many anti-griefing and anti-cheating plugins. Great community, friendly staff!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SheepCraft Network

Creative, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to SheepCraft! We currently only have a creative server, but we’re working on a unique minigame!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Alphacraft

Creative

20 slots, Mega modern City, accepts new builders we also have a creative map where you can build whatever you want, Survival semi-RP.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FreshCraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Freshcraft, a friendly building server. Towny, Economy, MCMMO!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

0cool.org

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to 0cool.org (Est. ‘2010) – We run as close to survival as possible with a couple enhancing plugins for those who want to participate. Other than this we are solely word of mouth, so if you are looking for a server to settle into, 0cool is the place for you! Especially if you are looking for a small server with a steady player base!

Plugins (22): zPermissions, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Vault, ProtocolLib, Multiverse-Core, Vote, Votifier, LWC, MobArena, mcMMO, WorldGuard, dynmap, Essentials, MobCatcher, PreciousStones, EssentialsSpawn, EssentialsGeoIP, Multiverse-SignPortals, Multiverse-NetherPortals, ChestShop, EssentialsChat

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Oceanic Bending

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

Oceanic Bending Is A Bending, Factions / PvP / Bending, RP and Creative 1.8.1 No Lag server. This server, with it’s empathetic, respectful, and civilized staff, it’s amazing builders, and interesting plugins, to keep players entertained daily. dedicated and kind players, and a gorgeous spawn and arena for players to PvP with bending

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FamilyMinecraft

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft server for all ages! The server is ran by a family of minecraft. We are always looking for new players to join the family! JOIN NOW!!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	221	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cubeville

Economy, PvP, Survival

Cubeville is a 24/7 Family Friendly Survival server. Custom Plugins, Active staff, automated economy, PVP-Arenas with loadouts, customized Spleef, and so much more.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftDiggers

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is a survival, pvp vanilla server. Please don’t build too close to spawn, thanks! All ages are welcome! Mature players preferred. No modded clients allowed. New and veteran players welcome, please feel free to bring your friends!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Apple Realms

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Apple Realms IP = mc.realms.cc website = http://realms.cc About Us: Apple Realms is a network, focused on one goal. Your happiness! We want you to experience the best you can get. With premium hardware and an extremely dedicated staff team, We believe Apple Realms is the server for you.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WitherStormNetwork

Survival

NEW!! – Survival 2016! – log in now to get started!

The WitherStormNetwork is a trusted community with a great fan base. Simply the best place to call home! Looking for somewhere safe from grief you’ve come to the right place.

For Friendly Down to Earth people that just want to carve out a nice new home on a friendly server. No gimmicks or fancy buy in options for better advantages. no laundry list of rules, no donation boxes just play the game and stay alive! We believe in fair game play, admins will not help if you’re hungry so don’t ask for items. This would create an unfair advantage over new players. Build a farm underground if you have to. Participating in events or finding hidden treasure chests may be your ticket to a prosperous start.

We are not looking to make money and don’t care about large player bases. If you’re looking for OP status, time and dedication to the game is the only way you’ll get it. You don’t have to ask for it, it will be given to you if you stay true to the game.

Anyone looking to get in on a wild adventure from the start look no further. Were open to suggestions and welcome your contribution.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vanilla World

Survival, Vanilla

What is our server about?

Vanilla World is a unique kind of server. What makes it so special is that griefing does not occur yet the experience is 100% vanilla. This is because every player gets teleported to a different part of the map, hundreds of thousands of blocks away from anyone else. This makes griefing incidents very unlikely! We are not technically vanilla but we believe in order for every player to enjoy the same vanilla experience certain plugins are required. This is truly a one of a kind server because we write most the our plugins ourselves.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.