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Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8933
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	89
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8771
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7363
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6749
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2246	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Potions Brewed:	195	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4763	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Crops Grown:	9913	Buildings Constructed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Star Shards Collected:	127	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

QuranBurnerGamer420

2023 protests, community response, criminal act, extremism, freedom of speech, global news, hate crime, international protests, justice served, media coverage, peace and unity., Quran burning, QuranBurnerGamer420, religious controversy, religious intolerance, religious tensions, Salwan Momika, social media outrage, Sweden shooting, tragic death, violence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	3235	Alien Abductions:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

join our epic minecraft server where we burn down virtual books and spark virtual protests! we have crazy events like the great book burning of 2023 where players can roleplay as salwan momika and cause chaos in the virtual world. but be careful, because just like in real life, there are consequences for your actions – like getting shot dead in sweden! join now for a wild and unpredictable experience unlike any other minecraft server out there. you won’t regret it, unless you get shot dead in sweden, of course.

FlowCraft: AquaOptimize

#sustainability, AquaOptimize, clogging reduction, Durability, environmental impact, filtration membranes, FlowCraft, innovation, long-term performance, Membrane technology, microscopic, Optimization, research, research findings, surface engineering, surface patterns, technology advancement, water filtration, water flow, water production, water quality, water treatment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you stumble upon this server that is like, totally next level. why should you join, you ask? well, lemme tell ya!

first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.

oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?

Sunset Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alias Anono, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Arakita Seigi, Arisu Oshiro, ASMRKK Cyber., Chikafuji Lisa, Chisaka Airi, crystal, Daisy Dandelion, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, dreamy, Duskward, Ember Amane, Etude PillowDear, Former Tsunderia Members, GQuuuuuuX Edition, Gunpla extraordinaire, Haewon the Heartstring, hakos baelz, Haven, Hoshino Char, idol corp, Inukai Purin, Juri Shima, Kamiko Kana, Kirihime Ria, Korean Vtubers, Maria Paradisia, Matsuro Meru, Mesugaki dog, Miori Celesta, mogi, Moon Jelly, Muu Muyu, Nini Yuuna, Onolumi, Orla Gan Ceann, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, phase invaders, PixelLink, Prima Project, Production Kawaii, Retro Vtubers, Rosemi Lovelock, Saya Sairroxs, Schedule, Seiryu Komatsu, Shabel Tonya, Sheeptubers, Shimada Tiger, Shinominya, Sleepy Project, Small Corpos, Stinky ghost wolf, Stinky NEET fox, Stinky succubus, sunset, Super Meche, Synthion, Tetsuya Kazune, toffee, Tsukimi B. Dohrnii, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Umiushi Urara, Uzuki Tomoya, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yazaki Kallin, Yomi Cham, Yukinoshita Peo

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4776
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got a bunch of crazy peeps from Tsunderia like Inukai Purin, the Mesugaki dog, and Hoshino Char, the Gunpla extraordinaire. Plus, we got Kamiko Kana, who’s like a stinky NEET fox, succubus, and ghost wolf all in one – talk about a triple threat!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.

So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

AutisticCraft: ADHD Edition

adhd, adult diagnosis, AutisticCraft, behavioral patterns, cognitive differences, communication challenges, coping strategies, diagnosis in adulthood, Edition, emotional regulation, executive functioning, high functioning autism, lesser-discussed symptoms, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodiversity, sensory issues, Social Skills, stigma, support systems, Therapy, treatment options

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crops Grown:	9457
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your unique quirks and talents? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for people with high functioning autism or ADHD! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the magical land of blocky adventures awaiting you:

– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!

– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.

– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!

Players:	107/200	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5