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Lumber Crafters 1.21.2

1.21.2, action, Adventure, attack on titan, berserk, Blood, chainsaw man, ChainsAws, Crafters, dark fantasy, Demon Slayer, Demons, Denji, devil hunters, Gore, Horror, Lumber, Makima, manga series, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence, War Manga

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	8066
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a war manga come to life! Picture this: you’re battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, just like in your favorite manga series.

But wait, there’s more! You can build your own fortress and defend it against enemy raids, just like a badass warrior.

And get this – there are special events where you can team up with your friends to take down powerful bosses and claim epic loot. It’s like living out your wildest manga fantasies in blocky form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this insane Minecraft server!

MediCraft Server: AITA for blocking a friend with health issues?

active online, aita, antibiotics, anxious avoidant problem, Blocking, Communication, er, Excuses, facebook, Friend, Gaslighting, health, Hospital, ignoring, INFECTIONS, Issues, medical issues, MediCraft, mentally bad spot, Mother, overwhelmed, resting, Server, Space, stressful, Support, Updates

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of friends who don’t understand when you’re going through a tough time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from drama queens like Barb (18f).

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more guilt trips for not responding to messages while you’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies.

We understand that sometimes you just need to focus on yourself, whether it’s battling infections or building the coolest virtual castle. And hey, if your mom wants to join too, she’s more than welcome – we love a supportive gaming family!

So come on over to our server where the only drama is deciding which block to use next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no best friend required!

BabyBanBirthdayBash

babies, baby-free event, BabyBanBirthdayBash, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, event planning, friend dynamics, ladies only, mom friends, mom guilt, moms, new born, no children, party dynamics, party etiquette, party planning, party rules, Party Vibes, people pleaser, social etiquette

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Items Found:	1329
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Votes:	8589
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most epic way possible! Are you tired of boring parties with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we throw the wildest birthday bashes!

Join us for our 30th birthday party extravaganza, where only ladies are allowed! Leave your significant others and kids at home because this party is all about letting loose and having a blast. We promise it won’t be a rager, but it will definitely be a night to remember.

But beware, we have strict rules about bringing babies to the party. One mom tried to bring her 1-month-old baby and we had to put our foot down. We can’t have the vibes of the party ruined by a tiny human stealing the spotlight! Trust us, you won’t be offended by this rule, it’s all in the name of birthday fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for the most outrageous birthday party you’ve ever experienced. Who needs babies when you have virtual blocks to build with and adventures to embark on? Stick to our no kids “rule” and let the party begin!

CheatersNeverProsperMC

BETRAYAL, CheatersNeverProsperMC, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, love, loyalty, moving on, personal boundaries, Rebuilding trust., relationship advice, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, relationships, second chances, toxic behavior, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	208	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Buildings Constructed:	43	Magic Items Found:	7997
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers full of cheaters? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict zero-tolerance policy for cheaters, so you can rest assured that your diamonds are safe with us.

Join our server and become part of our exclusive club of elite players who have never even thought about cheating. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players dare to attempt.

So say goodbye to cheaters and hello to a whole new world of Minecraft fun on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating is death itself!

Musk’s Far-Right Party Panic Minecraft Server

Backlash, concern, controversy, criticism, elon musk, ethical concerns, far-right party, FarRight, German leader, germany, insults, leadership, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, Panic, Party, political influence, political stance, Political Support, Politics, public opinion, right wing, Server, social media, worry

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the german leader is freaking out about elon musk supporting a far-right party? well, guess what, this server has it all! join us for some crazy fun and political drama like u never seen before. build ur own empire while the world around u goes nuts. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of the insanity!

Elon’s EuroCraft Mayhem

billionaire, controversy, disruptive, economic impact, electric vehicles, elon musk, elon musk news, Elons, entrepreneur, environmental sustainability, EuroCraft, european invasion, Global influence, innovation, international relations, MAYHEM, political tensions, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world leaders

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Votes:	5082

so, like, there’s this totally epic minecraft server that’s causing a ruckus all over the world, just like elon musk’s european invasion! world leaders are getting soooooo mad because this server is just too lit to handle. like, you gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the chaos and make world leaders even more pissed off. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself plays on this server in between launching rockets and stuff. so, like, join now and be part of the madness!

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

Mouse Brain Merge Server

autism, Brain, discovery, hearing center, interpret, MERGE, Mouse, mouse brain, neurological conditions, pup retrieval, researchers, Server, Signals, smell, social behaviors, social cues, Sound, Understanding

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so u know how like, mice are all about that smell and sound, right? well, turns out their lil brains are like, mixxing it all up in there. and guess what? that can affect how they interact with each other, like when they go and get their pups and stuff.

so imagine if ur brain was like that too, but in a cool way. like, u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly ur hearing and smell senses are all mixed up, but in a good way. u can hear blocks being placed from miles away and smell diamonds underground. it’s like a superpower, but for minecraft!

plus, we have the craziest stories on this server. like, one time a player found a secret cave filled with talking pigs who were actually aliens in disguise. and another time, a group of players banded together to build a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon.

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where your senses will be all mixed up and the adventures are endless. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility, Vanilla

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4194
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	4

SITE-19 Roleplay Server Overview

Description	“SITE-19” is a newly released Minecraft RP server where players can portray various members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest. The server features a 3.5km² underground facility and a large surface area for immersive gameplay. Everything is hosted on a lag-free vanilla server paid for by the owner.
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft RP server
Events	Various events hosted regularly, including a planned longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and unique tasks
Contact	Join the Discord server for more information: Discord Link

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is SITE-19 Roleplay Server?	SITE-19 is a Minecraft RP server where players can roleplay as members of the SCP Foundation and groups of interest.
What sets SITE-19 apart from other servers?	SITE-19 offers a large underground facility, surface area, and regular events for an immersive gameplay experience.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, the server is hosted on a paid vanilla server to ensure a lag-free experience for players.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server linked above for more information on how to join and get started.

Lost Pup Adventures 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventures, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal nutrition, animal rights, animal welfare, dog care, feeding schedule, Lost, pet behavior, pet health, pet neglect, pet neglect awareness, pet neglect consequences, pet neglect intervention, pet neglect prevention, pet owner responsibility, pet starvation, pet wellness, pup, starvation, veterinary care

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3944	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about feeding your virtual pets because they don’t need food to survive!

You can focus on building epic structures and exploring the crazy world we have created for you.

Plus, if you get bored, you can always challenge other players to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s see how long it takes for your dog to starve to death in the game!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 35m, bachelor party, Bally’s, best man, BLACKJACK, Coronas, Drama, Drinking, Enjoy, Flight, Friends, groom, Harveys, Kids, Minecraft, Pregnant, Resources, Server, solidarity, Tahoe, vacation time, Wedding

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring bachelor parties where you can’t even have a drink? Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate bachelor party experience! We promise no pregnant fiancées or best men trying to ruin your fun. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness with your bros. Build a virtual casino, drink as many virtual coronas as you want, and never worry about being called an asshole for wanting to have a good time. Plus, no need to borrow future vacation time or spend a fortune on flights – just log on and let loose! So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual bachelor party begin!

DadSeatDramaCraft

advance booking, aisle seat, Approval, Behavior, Boy, comfort, Conversation, DadSeatDramaCraft, Father, Investment, plane, Polite, Preference, reasons, refusing, Seat, Shaming, Swap, Watching, Wife, window seat

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Villages Defended:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value window seats more than anything else! Join us for epic adventures and crazy encounters, just like the time a 7-year-old boy tried to steal someone’s window seat on a plane.

Imagine the chaos of trying to negotiate a seat swap with a grumpy passenger who only cares about that sweet window view. Will you be the hero who saves the day by offering to swap seats, or will you stand your ground and defend your right to the window seat at all costs?

Join us on this server for a one-of-a-kind experience where the only rule is: window seats are life. Who needs diamonds when you can have a prime spot to watch the world go by from the comfort of your Minecraft plane seat? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and claim your window seat before someone else tries to snatch it away!

NoAlcohol4Me Minecraft SMP

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, cultural beliefs, Decision making, Drinking, family history, health, Lifestyle, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, Moderation, NoAlcohol4Me, peer pressure, personal choice, religious beliefs, self-control, smp, Sobriety, social norms, substance abuse, wellness

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the wall crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server I found that’s like, the most epic place ever. Like, they have this whole storyline where the admins are actually aliens from another planet and they’re trying to take over the world through Minecraft. And get this, if you join the server, you get to be part of the resistance and fight against the alien overlords. How insane is that?

But wait, it gets even better. The server has this whole underground city that’s run by a group of sentient chickens who have formed their own government. And they’re always throwing these wild parties with music and dancing and unlimited chicken nuggets. It’s like a chicken paradise, man.

Oh, and did I mention that the server has a secret hidden dungeon where you can find legendary loot like diamond armor and enchanted weapons? And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Let’s goooooo! 🐔🚀🧀

DreamCraftLotteryWin

designer clothes, dream art collection, dream designer handbag, dream home, dream luxury watch, dream purchase, dream spa retreat, dream sports car, dream tech gadgets, dream vacation home, dream watch, dream yacht, DreamCraftLotteryWin, exotic vacation, expensive jewelry, financial freedom, fine dining, lavish lifestyle, lottery win, luxury car, private jet

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	297	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of dreaming about buying a private island or a fancy sports car with your lottery winnings? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams by purchasing a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes! That’s right, forget about boring old real life purchases, come join us and make your virtual dreams come true! Who needs a yacht when you can sail the high seas on a giant flying potato? Join our server now and start living your best (and most ridiculous) life!

Brown Adipose Fun Land

adipose, anti-aging benefits, BROWN, brown adipocytes, Brown adipose tissue, brown fat, cardiovascular health, Cellular Respiration, cold exposure, Endurance, energy expenditure, exercise performance, Fat cells, FITNESS, Fun, health, Insulin sensitivity, Land, Longevity, metabolism, Mitochondrial function, obesity prevention, Thermogenesis, weight loss

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Votes:	8488	Ores Mined:	7185
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where brown adipose tissue will make you run faster and jump higher than ever before! it’s like having a superpower in the game! plus, it will make you live longer and healthier in real life too! who needs potions when you have brown adipose tissue on your side? come join us and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with the power of science!

Players:	93/700	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	714	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1