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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4731 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
so, like, u know how there are these chinese hackers, right? well, they somehow got into the US telecom firms and now all the national security officials are freaking out, man. but, like, don’t worry about all that serious stuff, come join our minecraft server instead! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. who needs to worry about national security when u can be building epic castles and battling creepers with your friends? plus, our server is so secure, even those chinese hackers wouldn’t stand a chance against our virtual defenses. so come join us and leave all that real world drama behind. let’s craft and laugh together, dude!
