Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Items Found:	1068
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Void Armor Forged:	27	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	196963
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Alien Abductions:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Potions Brewed:	161
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	9916	Buildings Constructed:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	697998
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5682	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”