GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	295
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Ores Mined:	5643
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	129
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Towns Built:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Emeralds Found:	8239	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Villages Defended:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	292	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magic Items Found:	3439	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2