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Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6797 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 183 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!