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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4710 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!