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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3204 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!