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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2828 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.
So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!