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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9170 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Enchantments Applied: | 251 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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