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| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 6759 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Our server is endorsed by the one and only Gawr Gura, the virtual shark VTuber sensation! She personally handpicked every block and mob on our server to ensure maximum fun and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock a secret dance party with Gura herself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with special mods that turn every chicken into a disco-dancing diva and every tree into a talking tree with dad jokes for days. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to the mythical land of Nyan Cat, where rainbows and Pop-Tarts reign supreme.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the unbelievable, and the utterly absurd. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!
