GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	118	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Void Gems Collected:	33	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8699
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	952116	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5733	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2524	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.