GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, Experience, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, Maturity, Minecraft, perspective, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the boring real world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a mystical llama with laser eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the Nether and accidentally befriending a pack of zombie pigmen?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Villages Defended:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2530	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Divine Spears Created:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Star Shards Collected:	250

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	138
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Emeralds Found:	6180
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Towns Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6957

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	8238
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.