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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4172 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit even the russian hackers are tryna get in on it, then u gotta join this one. like, the GRU hacker group is legit tryna target NATO and the EU, but they can’t resist the temptation of our server.
we got so much crazy stuff goin on, like, u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. plus, our admin is a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse using only a block of dirt and a stick.
if u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, then u gotta join this server. but be warned, the russian hackers might try to steal ur diamonds. so, like, watch out for that.
